Hi there.
I’m Hiu, and I may or may not be a sentient cabbage. I’m a frankly ridiculous person, and so if you’ve somehow stumbled onto this page and are wondering why you recognise that cabbage-inna-hat avatar, I can only apologise for whatever the hell Thing I subjected you to.
I like fantasy books, and used to spend an embarrassingly large portion of my life reading and discussing them. Nowadays I just sort of collect them. Like Pokémon cards. Or parking fines.
Why am I here again?